GAMBLING MAN

i been gambling illegally and legally in vegas since i was 15 years old
in that time like most gamblers
i've won and lost small fortunes, the win's are really life changing
which is why you keep chasing it , and the losses are utterly devastating, which
make you do, think and feel shit you never thought possible.
Walking home from vegas in the desert is not fun
it' not "good" money it's not earned money
it's the devils cash straight from satan's pocket.
my game is black jack, although i will destroy you
at poker (with the skills i learned from being a thief my whole life)
my game has been ,and always will be
21 "the blackest jack"
after being a loser in the game, always trying to "just got to get back to EVEN"
and gambling like a amateur for 5 years straight , i anaylzed my
entire gambling career and strategy and decided to become a winner.
i haven't lost in 6 years.
this is how i roll
first i walk the casino floor for 30 minutes to an hour before i ever sit down
i play high stakes so i try to find a single or two deck table that has no one else playing
I feel these are the best odds and it has paid out generously for me.
i can't stand playing with people that remind me of how i used to play, and i prefer one on one anyways.
while i'm walking the floor i ask every dealer if they're "hot" that day.
statistics play a big roll in black jack, but if your hot , your hot, it's the X-factor.
most dealers will be honest and let you know if they've been on a winning streak or not.
i'm not looking for a challenge, i'm looking to win, sit with a dealer that's on an all day losing streak. If you don’t mind playing with other people ,play at the loudest table where everyone's cheering and happy, and look at how many chips they have, come back in 20 minutes ad see if their chip stacks are growing or wilting.
i also don't sit at table's where the dealers wear a lot of jewelery or have a sour puss face
if i lose thousands of dollars i want my dealer to have a kind fat face.
i never sit with asian's ,the dragon ladies are the worst
never ever sit at a table with asian dealers they will ruthlessly take your life saving's with their long sharp nails and jade bracelets and not even offer a smile as they slit your throat.
Stay away. My favorite is fat old white people, they get happy for you when you win, and are very sympathetic when you lose.
When I finally sit down.
i play exactly by the book , i don't let feelings and emotions get in the way of basic blackjack strategy. I play like the computer like a fucking robot. never waiver from this, never go with your gut feeling, your gut feeling is wrong, the book is right. play by the book.
if i don't know what the statistically right move to make is, i always ask the dealer
and they almost always tell you, they're allowed to, it's not thier money.
when i win i tip the dealers extremely generously
i never play drunk or stoned.
i don't build up to high bets,
i go in strong, balls out, i never play for more than
10-20 minutes at a time , the longer you play the more the odds start to buikd in the house's favoor. i play short powerful bursts of 10-20 minutes , strung out over 3 days
(never stay in vegas for more than 3 days
it takes 4 days for satan to get a solid grip on your soul)
if i lose three hands in a row at any table i get up and go to another one(this seems to be very hard for alot of people) if I feel like I’m getting frustrated or angry I walk away( exactly the same theory as don’t drive angry)
once i get to a table where i do win, i bet like a maniac.
when you win big hands(and you are 21) it's ok to scream very loud and get that out, i recomend it. It’s a great feeling to feel like a winner and let everyone know.
winning is the best feeling in the world.
there will almost always be a time during gameplay when you are winning.
at that exact moment WALK AWAY, it might be 5 dollars to 5000 dollars, point is your are winning, walk away,
if you stay and play, you are no longer gambling, you are losing, you will lose. small victories added up over 3 days
end up being huge wins. it's not as fun, it's almost like work, it actually is work, it takes an unbelievable amount of self control and discipline.
walking away while your winning is the hardest thing to do.
If you decide to stay and gamble and are not confident with your self control and abilities to tell the truth and sense to yourself, you must have a wingman. You must trust this guy, give him 10% of all winnings. Prep him before you get to the casino(the wingman holds your wallet with all your credit cards, and only gives you the decided amount that you are willing to gamble with, if you lose that amount , the wingman makes sure you don’t do stupid things like take out huge cash advances or overheat the atm machines). The wingman hang’s back about 10 to 20 feet and watches you play , once you get a big win you signal him and give him the money you started with, as well as ten percent of the winnings (guaranteeing , that no matter what you will leave vegas a winner, he is to not give that money back to you no matter under any circumstances what you say or do , until you are safely past state line((I’ve shamelessly lied and violently beat some of my wingmen, I had 3 wingmen once, they shredded my shirt while I clawed my way to the table , once you are in a real gambling mode all sense and reason goes out the window . Like all things in life a good wingman is hard to find.)) at this point you will only be gambling with your winnings , if you keep winning ,xxx-mas will come early that year, if you gamble away the 90% of your winnings ,you stop playing enjoy your time in the desert, and you still get to leave vegas a winner although not as big as you thought.
although all the buffet's in vegas are the same
the one at mandalay bay is the best . by far the best thing to eat in vegas everytime i go
is the pan roasts at the seafood bar at the palace station(it's off the strip and it only seats 12 at a time)
what to do with your winnings,
30% should go to something stupid extravaggant that you would never spend your real money on
10% to god(nothing get's lucifer more angry when you give his money to helping people)
10% to your parent's if you love them, front row tickets to anything
50% invest it something, anything.
I just dropped 15 years of gambling wisdom on you, but it is a game that involves money and addicts, so it brings out the worst in people, and brings you into the worst side of human nature, lying, cheating, stealing, backstabbing, addiction, and murder.
So be careful , keep your head straight and have fun
And always double down on 11. always.